In the absence of our favourite great comedian-politician, so missed on the international arena, the burden of inspiring political satirists has now fallen on the mutated version of Donald Trump: Yes, Boris the Confessor Johnson. The long arm of fate has put Boris and me in the wrong places: He should have been a stand-up comedian and I should have been the British Prime Minister. In both cases, who's laughing now. Anyway, many film critics are of the opinion that the character Harry in Dumb and Dumber has been inspired by Boris Johnson. But is inspired the right word?...